Monday, August 9, 2010

6 Weeks & Counting...

...until we race again!

"I'm feeling good" says Hammer's Heroes team principal John "Hammer" fresh off a weekend in his Spec Miata at Road Atlanta.

The rest of the team is gearing up too; Zack Skolnick & Todd Chapman are both going to be at New Jersey Motorsports Park this coming weekend...and as much as they need the practice, neither will be behind the wheel of anything more virile than a golf cart. Zack is spending the Summer with Ferrari North America & Todd is a part time crew member for ARCA's Eddie Sharp Racing.

Stephanie Reaves is fresh from a run at VIR and a corporate event in Atlanta where she got to rub elbows with singer Usher.

Hammer is going hunting for used tires off Legends cars this week; that's what the team uses on the BMW's stock 13" wheels. Why? They're cheap & last a long time! Brakes just came in too; a brake job is due up in the next couple weeks.

Think this whole mess sounds wild? It is! Wanna be part of it? Of course you do! Drop a line to Crew AT HammersHeroes.com & come to the track in September... and you too can be one of Hammer's Heroes!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Chchchanges....

Got a good news / bad news note today.
  • The bad news: Wayne Shaver had to back out of the team...the economy is tight & it is what it is.
  • The good news: Stephanie Reaves is going to replace him. Love you Wayne, but she's better on so many levels...she 1) has money, 2) is a chick...sure to bring us notoriety! and 3) has money.
We had our first team conference call tonight & discussed the couple of things we need to do to prep the car: brake rotors & pads are ordered. We're going to wire up an old Miata radiator fan as a spare since we had cooling issues in the last race. We're also trying to figure out the fuel system mess...we'll hope a replacement seal on the fuel cap fixes our vacuum issue there. Hey, we've seen dumber things fix stuff!

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Gearing Up To Grind Gears!

They're in... After a year out of competition, Hammer's Heroes are back in the mix at the 24 Hours of Lemons, the endurance race for $500 cars.

A new cast of characters are making the team this time around:

  • The Heroes are still led by team principal John "Hammer" Palazzolo. "I've said it before, Lemons is the most fun I've ever had in a racecar. To have these guys join me at the track is going to be huge fun!"
  • The rest of the team includes Wayne Shaver who worked with Hammer at both Xtreme Measures (a teen driving school) and Chrysler's SRT Track Experience.
  • Zack Skolnik is an up & coming shoe who's spending his summer in New Jersey under the wing of Ferrari North America.
  • The novice member of the team is an old friend & crew member for Eddie Sharp Racing's ARCA stock car team; Todd Chapman. Todd has never raced anything in his life...this is his first opportunity to pull on fireproof skivvies & live his dreams.
And that's what Hammer's Heroes are all about; living the dream. Want to be part of the Heroes? Drop a line to Crew@HammersHeroes.com. Race weekend is September 24-26 at Carolina Motorsports Park in Kershaw, SC. See you there!

Friday, July 16, 2010

Let's Try This Again!

Hammer's Heroes have been jonesing for a motorsport fix...so, instead of our normal routine of flopping our tail ends on the couch with a remote in one hand, a Yeungling Light in the other... We've decided to blow the mothballs off the team's "racecar" and enter the Fall version of the 24 Hours of Lemons...the endurance race for $500 cars!

The plan is to field a team of 4 drivers, headed up by team principal John "Hammer." "I'm totally jazzed to run Lemons again" said Hammer, smiling a wicked smile. "We've got a car that really should do well...once we figure out the fuel system!

Want to be part of this adventure? Contact Hammer now: John at HammersHeroes dot com.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Hammer's Heroes Need A Hero...

...actually, we need warm bodies with legal drivers' licenses and a few bucks to spend on a great weekend of racing.

Unfortunately, hard times have eaten into everyone's racing budget...even racing this cheap. Short story: Hammer's Heroes have had to withdraw from the 24 Hours of Lemons this coming May.

There's another event in the fall we'll work towards. In the meantime, the car is available to rent and the team is focusing on shakedown runs of a brand new Spec Miata.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

It's Official: We're Masochists.















...and we're IN for Lemons South Spring at Carolina Motorsports Park!

The Hammer's Heroes BMW needs help, though. And that means turning wrenches. Before we can run another weekend long endurance race, we need to do a brake job with pads, rotors & fluid. We need tires. We have to throw another spitball at the fuel system mess.

But, we're going for it.

The team members are still being determined...if you have interest in running with us, drop a line to LooseNut@HammersHeroes.com.


Thursday, March 4, 2010

How do you say "Jackass" in German?

You'd think we'd learned, but... Nooooo, we've not! Thank goodness, huh?! Hammer's Heroes is back for another exciting season of missed opportunity & unintentional disaster on the racetrack. We've done exactly NOTHING to our 1983 BMW 320i racecar...although it needs some attention (brakes, MORE fuel system work and a fresh stash of used tires from someone's (yours?) Legends Car).

The date for the event is May 21-23, 2010 at Carolina Motorsports Park. We've applied & hope to make our not-so-glorious return to competition then.

Stay tuned for updates!

The official link to the event is here: Lemons South Spring 2010